Friday, August 16, 2013

Proving They Mean Business This Year, Sixers Cancel All Holidays

It's true...
 
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The Sixers recently completed the rare feat of dumping two brothers in the same offseason by parting ways with not one but two Holidays in Jrue (rising young star) and Justin (just young) this offseason in a move that seems to say, "Get ready to work, guys...there are no more Holidays, so there are no more days off!" But, 76ers management didn't stop there...earlier this summer, they wisely decided that $16 million was just too much to pay for supertall aging mascot, hair model and Playboy Andrew Bynum just to smile at the paying customers from the front row. 

The good news? For those Sixer fans who feel that they never truly got to experience and appreciate that special feeling of having a big man laden with high expectations and a low down dirty knee, the exit of All-Star Jrue Holiday made way for the arrival of Rookie Nerlens Noel. Apparently, Philly management liked the idea of adding another big with a bad wheel teeming with the great, untapped talent of professional bench-sitting so much that they scoured the college ranks to find the kind of young, injured player who could sit on a bench and frustrate fans and coaches alike for years to come.

Ladies and gentlemen...the 76ers are BACK!

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